veggies can talk?

2am. all the lights have gone off, the fruits are trying to sleep when the veggies turn back on the lights. They crank up the music and party it up. The fruit get up, and start launching almonds are them. THe veggies kick back waiting for a shower to a raise. Then the war begins. The fruit grab the cereal and start to make a fort out of them. WHile the veggies think they are going into hiding the fruit are making canyons and preparing to win this war. The veggies grab their soldiers and run to the bananas, the bananas cover their caymans but the fruit had back up the cereal boxes unfold and thats how the veggies get bad.

worst advice;

-feed the lions at the zoo.
-take a nap in the free way.
-pick up random gum & chew it.
-texting all night on a school night.
-run from the cops.

lala land.

i knew that i could,
and wished that i would.
i wondered who yelled,
and what was being held.
i could not see,
for who he must be.

dissolution.

i yell out for help,
but they couldnt hear me.
i sit there and sob,
laying in a mixture of bloods,
i realized what i had done.
the knife drops
and i run,
hoping to forget what i had just done.

love.

monkeys like bananas,
and i like you.
so if i am the monkey,
would you be my banana?

for all the lost people in the world.

"I NEVER WANTED THIS, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE."
i yelled, as tears
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my face, and i thought all had gone wrong i had realized,
that i did not want to run away or have people leave me alone,
but i wanted to be found.

uno, dos, tres.

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doo, re, me.
excuse and pardon ,me.
love is the beholder
and hate is the destroyer. 
death is the cousin,
and you are my sister.

shadows.

sometimes i watch pens write and sometimes i hear a voice at night.
and every now-and-then it runs  a      w       a      y.
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to the basement, only leaving  a shadow behind.
it tells me tocomecloser.
i am to scared.
so i run, hoping it doesnt
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me on the way up.

summer at best.

life blooming, sun kissed skin, eyes sparkling, cheeks turning red, hair growing, laughing, crying, and dying of joy. fallin in love<3 with the night, water fights, paint wars, dreams. No calendars, no strict times. just.summer.at.best.

worst opening lines.

horror;
 i had a feeling that the killer was in the kitchen... so i held out, "could you make me a sandwhich?!"

romance;
he broke my heart, soo.. i broke his face.

western;
when he went to spit, he missed the can..

well, its not my fault that i am tardy this time..

okay, im really sorry i was tardy, but it wasnt my fault. you see, i was coming back from third period, trying to get my locker open to get my journal but it wouldnt open. so i went to the office but no one was in there. i went to the attendence office too but the offices were full of water and had fish in it! so then i went back to my locker but then it started floating away. i was too fast to i went to tell the consulors but then was just mustard and ketup in there. so i went to find my locker. i tackled it and then it ate me! i couldnt get out. i grabbed my journal and then all of the sudden i was in canda? i told my locker to take me back. but we got lost.. so i took a train back here and then now here am i telling you the story on why im late!

Never be together..

Right as the first ship was about to go off, Neil stops and stares at something for a second after relaizes what it is, he screams at the top of his lungs "SPIDER" then runs out of the ship while everyone behind him, laughs till they cry.

...not finished...

John can be messy too.

messy is only messie cause she is tried all of the time. she cant help it that she is messie, in fact it is true most of the time your name matches youu. messie doesnt know her acutal name because her parents died a few days after her birth. every since she has taken care of her self but in a messy from, hence the name MESSY. if this makes since at all messy, is messy but in an organized form. yeah, she may not do the dishes, or clean but she is a A plus student and she is in college. many things come with messy like playing sports and such, but just not cleaning. after she moved in wtih her room mates they had no clue that messy was messy, infavet they thought it wsas the opposite, that people just gave the nickname to her, because of how clean she was and it was just a form of a joke.
after a few months with messy, john have had enough. he tried everthing, talking, yelling, fighting, but she just wouldnt clean. so he went with being messy too. but in his own form. he would be messing with her non-messy stuff, like her school work...

birthday wishes; plot.

 The boy, had gotten a toy train for his birthday but when he went to blow out his candles on his cake he had wished for a real train, little did he know there was two of them and he had to keep it a secert so his parent didnt know about it.

A strange day in july;

He threw it and  threw it, with all he had he couldnt get ride of it. everyday, after school he would go straight to the lake and throw the rock for hours, till his arms felt like noodles. since he couldnt get ride of it, tommy dicided to keep it, like a pet. he named his rock, Jones. Jones was a character alright, always following tommy around. people thought he was weird because he would talk to his pet rock, and declare that his rock talk back at him too. tommy slowly began to loose friends, but that didnt matter to tommy. his parent started to worry about tommy and his pet rock, Jones. Tommy would stay up late and talk to his rock, the rock and the lake was tommys new life.
One day tommy went to the lake to throw his rock again. it was the last throw of the night, tommy chucked it, he heard on plash but then nothing else, he waited for his rock to come back but there was no site. tommy jumped in and started to look for his rock, its now 66 years later, and tommy is still looking for that rock of his, and people are still looking for tommy.

jack and jill.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch a pale of water. But the real story hides behind these four sentences. they really wanted to get the pale of water cause they were in love, yes, in love. but they were step brother and sister. they had to go somewhere where their parents wouldnt look and so they wouldnt get caught. the parent had gotten supice and decied to follow them. one day fjack and jill layed with eachother for a while but then jack say his mom! he booked it for the pale of water and down the hill. his mom had yet to see him but jill was a little confused after see had realized it, she started to run too. Jill right behind then, but then jack slipped and jill tripped on jack. the mom can over the hill and saw that jack had fallen and the crown had pentrated his heart. jack passed away that night and jill went right after.

this is the story so far..

BOY- Once was a boy, he was like 10. Hes always wanted a date. But there was no way of him dating at age 10. So off to school he went, as he grew up he meant this girl, he had gone to jr high with her, and now they go to the same high school. He was really in love with her, since the  day he set eyes on her. But he had no clue on how to ask her out on a date, every time they meant eyes, he melted.But she would always look away with out any expression.

GIRL- Once was a girl, she was like 10. Shes always wanted a date, but there was no way of her dating at age 10. When she started school, she flirted with all the guys, but there was always this one guy who seemed to spark an interest in her.

BOY-  He tired to get her attention, but other guys where always, all over her. So he had an idea to try a dating service. He saw it in the news paper and it said, “Dating Services, all kinds of singles. 801-736-2222” Over hearing Kenzi talking to her friends on what they wanted to do this weekend.

GIRL- She saw him in the halls, at lunch, and after school. She tried to forget about him, because he would never want anything to do with a girl like her. Sure, she was pretty, smart, and all around a great girl...but John would never like her. She was too ordinary.

BOY- He sprinted home and printed out 1000 copies of the dating service. He put it on her locker and everywhere she might pass hoping she would go Friday night. As she was walking up to the sign, someone jumped in front of her, ripped the sign off and showed it to their friends.

GIRL- ‘Oh well, I guess I need to move on,’ she thought one day. ‘I’m sure I can find someone just as great as him.’ She was in 2nd period and the bell rang to get out. Naturally, everyone crowded for the door, but Kenzi decided to wait for a bit. After the hallway cleared a little, she started towards her locker. From about ten feet away, she could see that someone had stuck a paper of some sort on her locker door. Right as she was about to approach her locker, someone came out of nowhere, ripped the paper off, and ran away.

BOY- Dear Dairy, John here. She hasn’t seen the paper yet.. It’s Tuesday and the dating service starts on Friday! What happens if she doesn’t see it, then I will have no chance with her! Well I’m off to print some more, maybe I will try to put it in her locker tomorrow?

GIRL- ‘How rude!’ she thought. ‘Oh well, I guess it couldn’t have been that important. I’m fairly certain that it was not a love note!’ The next day, as Kenzi was on her way to fifth period Geometry class, and she saw another note! This time it was on a poster in the hallway. Since it was the same paper that was on her locker, she absolutely needed to see what it said!

BOY- Dear Dairy, John here, again. She hasn’t seen the paper still! Its now Wednesday and I even tried to put it in her locker, but it ended up not even being her locker, I have two days to get her to go. Whatever, I can do this.

--its not finished yet.

Assassination or just a cover up?

I am going to attempt to write a fictional story of the assassination of John F. Kennedy.

monkey abduction-prinecess slasher- bromance love trangle.

Princess was sitting up in her tower, anger growing out of her ears. She had been waiting for someone to come and save her for the past 66 years. She have had enough, she threw open the door, ripping the henges right off. Marched down the stairs, grabbed the sword she had found on the ground and was off to finish her life.
Mean while off in Texas, monkeys were at it again, "PETE, STEVEN, AND APPLE. THAT IS ENOUGH." yelled their mom. As the Apple and Steven keep fighting, Pete intrupted and told them both to meet in his room. Pete had declared that, him and his sibblings needed to get out of the house, that they needed to explore, "we are too old, to not have seen the even half of the world! We must end this tonight, tonight we will be leaving, to go save the princess!"
Apple and Steven answered, "Yeah!"
As their mom softly opens the door, her eyes blood shot red and her hair uncombed she whispered, "please go to your rooms and take a nap. Its time to be quite."
The  monkeys hobbled off to their rooms taking on last look at their mom, not knowing when they would see her again and then was off to pack.
While the monkeys where taking their nap the boys had yet to wake up from their partying the night before. Nick, James, and Justin all sound asleep, then BANG BANG BANG; a knock on the door, the all jumped up, wiped their eyes...


not finished.

Sarcasm.

Sarcasm-

     He walks with pride, planting each foot directly in front of each other. His voice, full of confidence his head is held high and his chest out he’s slowly trapping you with his three best friends right by his side, Love, Confusion, and Hatred; Hatred on the left, Love on the right while Confusion stays behind. Hes slick and is not easy to find but once he enters the room you’ll know hes there.

There are three ways to use sarcasm to your benefit and that’s by choosing to stand by Mrs. Love. But if you use sarcasm wrongly, Confusion finds you, when confusion has found you, your blinded. He blinds you with fog and mist; and not even glasses could help. While you stumble closer and closer to Hatred, he sneaks up and snatches you. You can fight back, but there’s no point, you cant escape through his arms. His obsession for you eats you alive little by little. After that you were just his last meal, but if you get lucky enough maybe you can get thrown into his collection.

Sarcasm didn't always use to be like this, but his past has made him into him. At night Sarcasm lives despair and restlessness. His thoughts racing faster then a race horse. Though he was hurt when he was little, Sarcasm cant hurt a soul, he must love and hate at the same time, and that's where his friends come in. Sarcasm will never die and neither will his confusion.

Dont buy pickles,?

Fearly she fights to buy food. For her sick giraffe that has thee stomach infection that was painful and it smelled lovey and it tasted like grape fruit. It licked my toe, and it consumed by satin. Then it punched me hard because it doesn’t like rabies, so what it left my heart in the morning, and died. It rotted in the bushes; tomorrow i will not buy a pickle for him, the end.

the sounds youu hear at night.. isnt your imagination.

what? did you think it was gone after it left two weeks ago? well, you are wrong, and it will be back; that's a promise. you will hear it at night too, you may go look for it but that's at your own risk, chances are it will find you before you find it. its favorite color is red and that's what color he actually is, he also likes to sing to; he thinks your his friend, he has fur and a big mouth, he has many talents, if you didn't know already. 2 weeks ago you saw it? yes, well hes back again and he will be back again, once a week to be exact. you can find him anywhere, stores, the t.v. but there is no way of knowing if you will be his next victim. Watch your back because....



                ELMO IS OUT AGAIN.
as you sit in the orphanage the kids cry, scream, ball. your head starts to spin, "theres no way to make these kids happy," you say.
as your head is spining faster and faster the door files open. There he stands with his microphone in his little suit. The children instinting dry theres faces and wash away their frowns, elmo procceds to walk all the way to the stage. the children scramable to their seats with their milk and blankets, elmos drums fly out from the side of the stage and he starts to play, while he is singing and your some what singing along to you and the kids fall into a deep sleep, elmo plays through out the night but by morning he has vanished. your head ache has just disappeard, one kid wakes up, yells to you for a different pillow, this action wakes up everyone and your day has began. your headache rises once more, and all day you dread for elmo once again, watching the clock; counting down... 3...2...1...once the doors open all has came at peace while youu let elmo take over youu get some sleep.

this team is my life, i watch every single game know every single thing about them; ask me anything, im a dictionary of this team.

This is what happens when candy rains from the sky.

fortuntely, candy rains from the sky.
unfourntely, it was black likerish favored red vines.
fortuntely, i happen to enjoy black licorice and favored red vines.
unfourntely, they were one year expired so they were stale.
fourtunely, i didnt die.
unfourntely i now have a severve twitch.
fourtunely, they gave me magical powers.
unfourntely, i dont know how to use them..

This is my short story.

My favorite short story is goldilocks with the three bears. I like this story because i find it funn, and intersting to read, when i was a kid i remember having my dad or mom reading it over and over till i fell asleep that night.
http://www.dltk-teach.com/rhymes/goldilocks_story.htm

Just something to start off.

This is just a test, i am new to this site; keep your cool i working on making it better. promise.