well, its not my fault that i am tardy this time..

okay, im really sorry i was tardy, but it wasnt my fault. you see, i was coming back from third period, trying to get my locker open to get my journal but it wouldnt open. so i went to the office but no one was in there. i went to the attendence office too but the offices were full of water and had fish in it! so then i went back to my locker but then it started floating away. i was too fast to i went to tell the consulors but then was just mustard and ketup in there. so i went to find my locker. i tackled it and then it ate me! i couldnt get out. i grabbed my journal and then all of the sudden i was in canda? i told my locker to take me back. but we got lost.. so i took a train back here and then now here am i telling you the story on why im late!